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Kevin Hart visiting Oslo Spektrum

I had the most amazing time tonight attending Kevin Hart’s new show “What now?”

First my friend Linda and I went to have dinner at Dinner restaurant in Oslo. A very nice Asian restaurant that serves it food HOT. Food was great and so was the company.

Approaching the arena and the time of the show we realized how popular this show was as the queues to enter were long. Thankfully we had pre-bought, pre-picked-up tickets and did not have to waste time to do that. The arena was completely sold out which was great.

Inside there was a photo- / recording device-ban so no pictures from the show, but I did get these two after the show was over and we were told it was OK to take out cameras.

Show was awesome. The energy, the jokes and the humor of this guy. Amazing. I laughed so much tears were running and my stomach hurt. Haha.
Great. Very happy. Will Def try to get tickets next time he is around ;)

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Practical Life Hacks

Life Hacks are great advices on very practical things for your daily life. They have gathered them in nice educational videos under these subjects:

Trouble removing warped screws?, olive oil paint removal, vinegar shower head cleaner, clean your windows with coke, Freeze envelopes, stinky dishpad in microwave, clean toilet with alcaseltzer.

Tinfoil to fill in for too small batteries, Ziplock to kill bacterias in shoes, propane level in a tank, Roll up your clothes tightly, Stinky Room

Dont have a corkscrew?, Toaster on side, Wooden spoon stops water from overboiling in pan, hot water freezes sooner than cold, vinegar to clean micro oven.

Aren’t these great? A lot of them are really helpful.

And here: A few NOT so useful Life-Hacks !!

Hall Pass

The hostel where we stay tonight, National Park Backpackers, has a movie screening every night at 7:30.

After a long day with lots of action it was nice to relax in front of the pool with a movie.

Todays Screening was Hall Pass.

It is a comedy with Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Christina Applegate and Jenna Fischer among others.

Plot:
A couple of married guys are always looking at other women. Their wives are fed up with their behavior, and grant them a ‘hall pass’: a week off their marriage allowing them to do anything.

But the guys take their time and their week is almost up. What they don’t realize is that at the same time their wives make connections of their own.

The movie is quite ok, but it is not excellent.

After the movie it was time to sleep.

Read more about Hall Pass here:
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Stupid and Funny laws in the US

Just another of them shocking and stupid examples of US law inforcement..

www.huffingtonpost.com

The House Judiciary Committee passed a bill yesterday that would make it a federal crime for U.S. residents to discuss or plan activities on foreign soil that, if carried out in the U.S., would violate the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) — even if the planned activities are legal in the countries w… read article for full story.

What does this mean?

  • “Under this bill, if a young couple plans a wedding in Amsterdam, and as part of the wedding, they plan to buy the bridal party some marijuana, they would be subject to  prosecution,” said Bill Piper, director of national affairs for the Drug Policy Alliance, which advocates for reforming the country’s drug laws. “The strange thing is that the purchase of and smoking the marijuana while you’re there wouldn’t be illegal. But this law would make planning the wedding from the U.S. a federal crime.”
  •  A U.S. doctor who works with overseas doctors or government officials on needle exchange programs could be subject to criminal prosecution.
  • A U.S. resident who advises someone in another country on how to grow marijuana or how to run a medical marijuana dispensary would also be in violation of the new law, even if medical marijuana is legal in the country where the recipient of the advice resides
  • and so on…

However, this is not the only stupid american law that exists. there are countless laws that … to put it mildly, are really, really stupid. Some of them are so outdated that it is amazing they are still in the books.

I have gathered a few nice examples here:

  1. ALABAMA – Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
  2. CALIFORNIA – In L.A. it is against the law to complain through the mail that a hotel has cockroaches, even if it is true.
  3. FLORIDA – A special law prohibits unmarried women (whether single, divorced or widowed) from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
  4. FLORIDA If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  5. IDAHO – It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
  6. IDAHO – Fishing from the back of any animal is illegal.
  7. KENTUCKY – Anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she”cannot hold onto the ground.”
  8. KENTUCKY – “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.”
    An amendment to the above legislation: “The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses.”
  9. MARYLAND – In Baltimore its illegal to take a lion to the movies.
  10. NEBRASKA – A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
  11. NEVADA – It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway
  12. NEW JERSEY – It is illegal to raise chicken in bottles
  13. ALABAMA – You are not allowed to chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
  14. DELAWARE – You may not sell dead people for money without a license.
  15. GEORGIA – In Atlanta, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone         pole or street lamp.
  16. ALASKA – It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
  17. ALASKA – Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
  18. TEXAS – It’s legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it’s illegal to reciprocate.
  19. TEXAS – It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel.
  20. TEXAS – It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them.
  21. TEXAS – You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
  22. CALIFORNIA – It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Where to find more stupid american (and other) laws:
http://www.loonylaws.com/
http://www.bored.com/crazylaws/
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/steroid-laws/120-stupid-laws-america-236949.html
http://www.dumblaws.com/

ENJOY !

The Hangover part 2

Diana and I went to see The Hangover – Part 2 today.

This movie is just about as funny as the first movie :D The guys get into some crazy ass stories and no matter if this is just a huge meant-to-be-fun production I enjoyed the movie a lot. :D

If you like a few good laughs and stupid stories every once in a while… you should see this one :D

The Hangover Online
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Kattebading som kampsport

Noen sier at katter aldri behøver å bades. Katter skal etter sigende være utstyrt med et spesielt enzym i spyttet som fungerer som en ny forbedret variant av Omo Ultra. Katteeiere vet at ovennevnte ikke er tilfelle! Katter som har vært ute i nattens mulm og mørke har ofte en odør som minner om et spansk utedass en het sommerdag.

Når så dagen kommer, og du har bestemt deg for å bade dyret, kan det være greit å ha lest disse linjer og ta med disse rådene på veien. For det er ikke enkelt å bade en katt.

Tenk på at katten har fordelen av hurtighet og smidighet, mens du har fordelen av styrke. Utnytt denne fordelen og velg også rett sted for hvor badingen skal skje. Er baderommet for stort, risikerer du bare å jage katten rundt i rommet hele tiden. Velg derfor et forholdsvis lite baderom. Er rommet større enn 1 x 1 meter, anbefales det å stige ned i badekaret sammen med katta. Et dusjkabinettet anbefales ikke såfremt det ikke har skyvedører av plast. Et vanlig dusjforheng duger ikke. En katt som går berserk kan strimle opp et slikt forheng fortere enn en politiker skifter mening.

Husk alltid på at en katt har klør og at den ikke nøler et sekund med å skille huden fra kroppen din. Din fordel i denne sammenheng er at du er smart og vet således hvordan du bør kle deg. En overall tilvirket i seglduk burde gjøre nytten, likeså et par vadere, et par stålbrynjehansker, en arméhjelm, en ishockeymaske og en feltjakke.

Forbered alt i forveien. Det finnes absolutt ingen mulighet for å stige opp fra karet for å hente en håndduk når du sloss med en katt som er i ferd med å grave seg gjennom feltjakken. Legg derfor håndduken slik at den er innenfor rekkevidde selv om du skulle ligge kjempende på rygg i vannet.

Bruk overraskelsesmomentet. Løft opp katten nonchalant, som om du bare skulle ta den med ut på kjøkkenet for å gi den mat. Katter vil ikke bry seg med om hvorfor du er kledd slik som du er. De er i det hele tatt lite interesserte i mote. På eventuelle spørsmål, kan du f.eks. si at du deltar på en produkttest i regi av Helly Hansen.

Når du er vel inne på baderommet, er hurtighet helt avgjørende for ditt videre liv her på jorden. I en eneste bevegelse må du fylle vann i karet, stige ned i det og helle sjampo på dyret. Du har nå påbegynt de villeste 45 sekunder av ditt liv.

Katter er fra naturens side ikke utstyrt med håndtak. Innse det faktum at nå har katten såpeglatt pels, og dine utsikter for et heldig utfall har blitt forringet ytterligere. Forvent ikke å få holdt fast katten i mer enn 2-3 sekunder om gangen. Og i de sekundene du har dyret i din forvaring, husk å gni og vask som besatt. Etter det vil nemlig katten rive seg løs, sikkert falle ned i vannet og selv sørge for å skylde av seg sjampoen. Verdensrekorden for katter er 3 sjamponeringer, så ikke forvent for mye.

Kanskje jeg må se opp for hevn de påfølgende dagene... Dyret ser jo definitivt ikke helt medgjørlig utSå er vi kommet til tørkingen. Uvante kattebadere tror alltid at dette er den verste jobben, ettersom mennesket nå er fullstendig utkjørt mens dyret fremdeles er på hugget og veldig bestemt. Faktum er at tørkingen vil gå som en lek. Dette på grunn av at katten nå sitter nærmest fastspikret til ditt ene ben. Nå er det bare å ta håndduken og vente litt til du er sikker på at dyret har slått seg til ro på benet ditt. Så er det bare å tørke den.

(Det hender i blant at katten kan arbeide seg oppover benet ditt og raskt bli en del av arméhjelmen du har på hodet, men da er det bare å riste på hodet til den slipper taket).

Etter noen dager har katten slappet av så mye at du kan ta den løs fra benet ditt. I de påfølgende ukene før neste bading vil finne sted, vil katten sannsynligvis bruke det meste av sin tid på å sitte med ryggen vendt mot deg. Du formoder sikkert at dyret er fornærmet på deg, men det er ikke alltid tilfelle. Som regel holder den bare på med å utarbeide en plan for å trenge gjennom ditt forsvar og skade deg livstruende ved neste bading.

Men nå lukter i alle fall dyret mye bedre!

Rango

Today I took my cousin Sivert to go see the new movie Rango.
It was a cool movie about the Lizard Rango. Really liked it :D

Rango is a pet chameleon always on the lookout for action and adventure, except the fake kind, where he directs it and acts in it.

After a car accident, he winds up in an old western town called Dirt. What this town needs the most is water, but they also need a hero and a sheriff.

The thirsty Rango instantly takes on the role of both and selfishly agrees to take on the case of their missing water.

Rango on the web
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